GOP lawmakers in the House and Senate officially passed Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” including provisions that slashed funding for public health care programs by more than $1 trillion. We examines the pros and cons of these steep cuts to Medicaid. Hope you noticed our tongue in cheek demeanour. PRO’s Will finally motivate poor Americans who’ve been putting off becoming billionaires Fewer people alive to compete for defunded SNAP benefits U.S. poised for renaissance of shamanic…
Realising that every uterus had already been conquered, Tesla CEO Elon Musk reportedly wept Wednesday, for there were no more women for him to impregnate. “I have sown the many fields with my seed and reaped a bountiful harvest, yet now there are no new vessels to bear my fruit,” said Musk, who gazed through tears upon his infinite legion of mothers, expectant and otherwise, as he lamented the limits of his fecundity, having laid…
President Donald Trump’s budget megabill is in the House of Representatives after being narrowly passed by the Senate. Here are the key items in “The One Big Beautiful Bill Act.” Funding for something called “The Facility.” Smaller, phone booth–sized detention boxes on every American street corner. Coupon for “buy two get one free” 12-packs of Coca-Cola products at ShopRite. A few new mean nicknames for Jeb Bush. A map of California inside a red circle…
North Korea is opening a beach resort that its leader Kim Jong-Un hopes will boost tourism in the secretive communist regime. Brace yourself, some of these are brutal and should be on SNL. What do you think? “Why would I need the sun when I can bask in the majesty of the Supreme Leader?” John Kinsha “Everyone has a beach body during a famine.” Sue May “I’ll wait until they open a Margaritaville.” Ed Majerus…
When you think of the voices behind South Park, you probably picture creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
The Simpsons has featured some pretty harsh celebrity burns over the years — from poking fun at John Travolta’s struggling career (less than two weeks before the release of Pulp Fiction), to lampooning Robert Downey Jr.’s legal troubles, to McBain’s brutal stand-up comedy routine about Woody Allen.
Chelsea Handler thought she’d just be enjoying a nice dinner with her pal Katie Couric alongside “all these random people in New York City,” she said earlier this year on an episode of the On With Kara Swisher podcast.
Firefighters had to rescue a man who got stuck in the chimney of a Connecticut parks building while attempting to retrieve his dog from a bathroom when the doors automatically locked for the night. What do you think? “At some point, you just gotta let your dog live with the decisions it makes.” Haylie Nance, Balm Producer “They probably could have just lured the man out of the chimney with a treat.” Axel Parra, Necktie…
Sitting straight up in bed in a cold sweat as she struggled to shake the horrifying image from her mind, pop superstar Taylor Swift reportedly awoke from a nightmare Tuesday.
According to members of the team, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders received a 400% raise last season, with specific rates having not been released. What do you think?
First a beloved weatherman and children’s TV show host in Indianapolis, David Letterman eventually graduated to becoming a regular on game shows and talk shows in L.A.
“Why does Rick and Morty have to focus so much on sex?” asked some fan who apparently missed the part in Season One when Morty accidentally destroyed his entire planet with his libido.
It’s not unusual for an iconic movie prop to become extremely valuable. There’s probably someone, at this very moment, placing a bid on a rock Harrison Ford touched in an Indiana Jones movie. But it works the other way around, too. Sometimes, a prop or costume piece that goes largely unnoticed turns out to be worth way more than the movie it’s in. 5 ‘The Phoenician Scheme’s Priceless Artwork Wes Anderson’s latest joint features — you…
The Pickup stars Eddie Murphy and another former Saturday Night Live cast member as wisecracking “mismatched armored truck drivers” who are attacked by a gang of “ruthless criminals” and forced to rob a casino. And apparently, it’s coming out this year, and not in, like, 1997.
Investigators are looking into whether the sexual orientation of King of the Hill voice actor Jonathan Joss played a role in his shooting death in Texas, authorities said on Thursday, walking back a previous statement about the potential motive.
Making sure the pair were sitting down before she delivered the news, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles reportedly told the Trump boys Friday that their Uncle Elon had been blown up in a rocket accident.
Japan has a new sumo grand champion and the first Japanese competitor to reach the top rank since 2017, the sport having recently been dominated by Mongolians who won six of the previous seven titles. What do you think? “Start eating, Mongolians.” Kelsey Merritt, Candy Packager “Why does being a big fat guy have to be a competition?” Sean Buck, Unemployed “It’s nice knowing my stereotypes are current again.” Tommy Oakes, Wax Carver
Recently Kevin Smith, who turns 55 later this summer, was reflecting on one of his greatest filmmaking challenges.
Eagerly explaining to the 9-year-old that the investment was already down 11% since purchase, Marcus Aldaco reportedly gave his son Eddie his first stock Wednesday so the boy could learn early about losing everything.
Summer is tick season, those buzzing annoying so n so’s. We shares tips for protecting yourself from ticks and the diseases that they carry.
You might be thinking, what the hell is this, 5 Throwaway Movie Gags With Disturbing Implications, but trust its necessary. That is because filmmakers are like the most annoying guy at the party — they love to throw out little jokes without considering the deeper implications of what they’re saying. They think they’re just having a good time, but we all know that they’ve revealed something much darker than they intended to. 5 Throwaway Movie…
Good Morning, Italy! We start the morning’s news breakdown with some sad news. Italian designer Robert Fliri has died in Val Venosta whilst hiking in the mountains. The 48-year-old was known for designing the Five Fingers footwear. The Pope’s health is another big story across Italy this morning, as the media are given daily updates regarding his stay in hospital. Much of the global news reports on the latest from Europe, with French President Macron’s…
Incident Involving Students in Barcelona Minor students from the La Farina High School in Messina were involved in a traffic accident while on a school trip in Barcelona. The accident occurred shortly after midday on Diagonal Avenue, reportedly due to a rear-end collision between two buses, after which one vehicle veered off and crashed into a tree. Injuries Reported Local media report at least 34 individuals sustained injuries, with four in critical condition. Among those…
At Campo Imperatore where rescuers are fighting against time: “We will bring them home”. But hope is starting to fade. No trace of Luca and Cristian not even in the Valley of Hell from which the SOS had started. Today a new attempt with the helicopter. And under the slopes there is… Among the angels of Gran Sasso on the trail of the mountaineers: “Let’s not give up, we will find them” https://www.repubblica.it/cronaca/2024/12/27/news/tra_gli_angeli_del_gran_sasso_sulle_tracce_degli_alpinisti_non_molliamo_li_troveremo-423908113/?rss
CATANZARO – A 15-year-old boy died and six other young people were injured, some of them seriously, in a road accident that occurred last night in the Pierà area of Catanzaro, in a tunnel stretch of state road 109, which leads in Sila. Two cars were involved in the accident, an Audi 4 and a Lancia Y. The firefighters of the Catanzaro provincial command were on site, extracting the injured, taken to hospital by 118…
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