Every year, thereās a spring flower festival (Picture: Jen Tombs)
Despite its tiny size, Madeira is criss-crossed by thousands of miles of water channels. As these lavadas run through the Portuguese island, so does life ā green and bursting.Ā
Nature is everywhere in the capital, Funchal. The trees are from all corners of the world, after centuries of the trading hub collecting anything passing by, and the banana plants yield local varieties sweeter than any I have ever tried. When my group arrives, Mayās flower festival is starting to wind down but the streets are still paved with blooms.
Looming above are the ancient peaks, covered with UNESCO-protected laurel forests. The land is generous. On Madeira, there is no such thing as a bad farmer, as an off-road tour guide says as he points out wild pumpkins, and a lost hiker wouldnāt go hungry.Ā
Flying fish accompany the boat journey from the airport to central Funchal, where Iām staying at the BarcelĆ³ Funchal Oldtown hotel, a stoneās throw from the Gothic cathedral. The BarcelĆ³ās a charming base, with its crisp local-inspired furnishings and balconies overlooking the indigo sea. And it boasts mouth-watering food at its restaurant, Noz: fresh fish ceviche from the market for just ā¬13, along with tuna, octopus and slow-cooked pork options ā even condensed-milk coffee.
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BarcelĆ³ Funchal Oldtown hotel is a stoneās throw from the Gothic cathedral (Picture: Supplied)
The interior boasts great views too (Picture: Supplied)
And out in the cityās warm streets, on to which the restaurant spills, the wonder doesnāt stop. Folk dancers perform and lush parks break up the pavements of black and white stone. Unseen up in the hills, basket toboggans whoosh tourists down steep streets and women sit in front of their windows and embroider linen, by hand, for the local clothing company.
A snapshot of the city from boat (Picture: Jen Tombs)
So green (Picture: Jen Tombs)
āI donāt just live here; it runs through my veins,ā says Sofia Maul, a professional storyteller who offers food and wine tours. She takes us to the bustling marketplace for a taste tour of the local fruits ā most of which I have never seen before.Ā
Sofiaās grandfather caught toothy deep-sea fish like the ones for sale in the market. Her father invented Briso ā the islandās staple soft drink in its favourite flavour, passion fruit ā and Sofia teaches languages in the shade of trees she planted as a child.
To be from Funchal, it seems, is to be entwined in the natural world and a shared story.
Not a bad set-up at Terrabona (Picture: Jen Tombs)
On a visit to Bordal, Madeiraās last traditional embroidery factory, I see the painstaking process practiced by the dwindling number who remember how. Patterns are designed and holes punched into the fabric for dye.
These are sent to the homes of 450 women who embroider without a sewing machine, and are paid by the stitch. The care involved doesnāt go unnoticed. Bordal has made pieces for Chanel, and the baby clothes of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie.
The embroidery factory (Picture: Jen Tombs)
What else is there to do?
Funchal Cathedral. Marking the centre of the city, this imposing Gothic building dates to 1493, and contains a beautiful ceiling.
Toboggan ride. These wickerĀ sleds were once used to get quickly down the steep streets from Monte to Funchal, and now offer a bit of gentle tourist-friendly exhilaration. A toboggan for one will cost you ā¬25, a toboggan for two ā¬15 each.
Blandyās Wine Lodge. For wine lovers, no trip to Madeira could be complete without trying the islandās eponymous fortified booze, and Blandyās is one of the major names. You can take a tour around the central Funchal site from ā¬12.50.Ā
Nini Andrades Silva DesignĀ Centre. This striking old fortress, emerging from the sea in Funchalās port, houses a free exhibition of designer Nini Andradesā work. The self-described laboratory of ideas also features a bougie restaurant.
CR7 Museum. Footie fans can make a short pilgrimage to marvel at Cristiano Ronaldoās trophies for ā¬5 each, with under-nines going free.
Festivals.Ā Madeira is an island of non-stop parties. February sees a Carnival, May hosts a flower festival, and in June the International Fireworks Competition arrives. Onions, classic cars, and of course wine all get their ownĀ festivals. Christmas is legendary, with markets and bars staying open all night on December 23.Ā
At the rooftop bar of the BarcelĆ³ Funchal Oldtown ā as I float in an infinity pool and sip a satisfyingly blue cocktail called Above The Clouds ā two women even sit, embroidering under the night sky. Theyāve been hired to stitch while the DJ bangs out bass, as a reminder of the areaās traditions, and are studiously ignoring the revellers around them. In fact, the BarcelĆ³, brand new as a hotel, used to be an embroidery factory itself. Wall art in its restaurants and bedrooms reflects this history, weaving the establishment, too, into the cityās story.Ā
Up to the mountains (Picture: Jen Tombs)
This sense of rootedness is there in the mountains as well. Ivan Rodrigues, who offers ā¬55 Jeep tours with company Bravelanders, takes us up an unnervingly narrow, steep road. Once on the unpaved trails, he stops so his passengers can take in the forest, vineyards and banana farms.
āI donāt work,ā Ivan explains ā not since he quit his day job to chase his dream into the peaks. The forest is full of levadas, feeding crops and doubling as hiking routes. And the road is dotted with bars that serve traditional punch. On the terrace of one, Taberna da Serra, I sip ā¬5.50 fishermenās Poncha, consisting of Madeiran rum ā made with sugarcane juice, not molasses ā and lime. It is sharp and very satisfying.
And up here, above the coast and the heat, is where Madeira wine is made too. The tranquility is embraced at one vineyard, TerrabonaĀ ā and married founders Marco Noronha Jardim and Maria JoĆ£o Velosa know exactly what they have.
āWe would never do weddings,ā explains Marco as we sip, looking over the valley. The point of this retreat, offering villas and ā¬30 wine-tasting sessions, isnāt to party but to take in nature. The sea air blowing in is credited for the wineās fresh taste.
Funchal on a budget:
Funchal 109 Hostel,Ā with its common areas, patio and knowledgeable owner, is a great place for leaning into the travel lifestyle and mix with other adventurers. Bunks go for Ā£26.08, and private rooms ā without bathrooms ā for Ā£52.16.
EscolaĀ HoteleiraĀ is a fairly standard hotel, looks-wise, if a little dated. But the wide sea views from its position on the hillside give it something special. It has a pool, too, and free breakfast. Rooms start at Ā£62.
Vitorina Corte GuesthouseĀ is packed full of character, by the sea and in the bustling heart of town. Rooms start at Ā£62.Ā
You can explore by cable car (Picture: Jen Tombs)
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Back in the city, the peaks are still within reach. A cable car, just a ten-minute walk from the hotel, takes us up to rural suburb Monte, where views of the city and the sea open up and visitors can explore tropical gardens.
From the BarcelĆ³ās rooftop terrace, I take in an upside-down view of the island. Intending on looking down over a sprawl of city lights, I find myself instead looking up at a tableau of roads and houses embroidered into the hillside.Ā
As I absorb the quiet sounds of the sea, the memory of light glinting off flying fish and the clouds that gather then disappear above the forests, the landscape still feels mysterious. In the hills the lavadas keep flowing, as if carrying the islandās memories.
What a backdrop (Picture: Jen Tombs)
It comes withUNESCO-protected laurel forests (Picture: Jen Tombs)
Getting there:
Jen stayed at BarcelĆ³ Funchal Oldtown, where rooms start at Ā£129 per night. Flights from London Gatwick to Madeira Airport start at Ā£32.99 one way with easyJet. For more info, visit barcelo.com/en-gb/barcelo-funchal-oldtown
One night in Funchal… what are you options for a micro-break?
Morning: Flights from London Gatwick often set off at 7.40am, getting in for 11.30.
Explore the city centre, taking in the cathedral, markets and embroidery factory and shop.
Lunch: Buy fresh passion fruit from a street stall, but avoid the main market to save cash.
Afternoon: Take a cable car up to Monte, enjoy the view and explore the gardens. Then you can toboggan part of the way back down in a wooden basket, strolling the rest.
Evening: Grab a bite at a restaurant in central Funchal and a perhaps rooftop drink at BarcelĆ³ before turning in.
Day 2:
Morning: Set off into the mountains for a short forest hike, following the lavadas, with a picnic, preferably including a Madeira honey cake. A 40-minute bus will take you from Funchal to Ribeiro Frio, where various trails await.
Or, if youāre more in town for the booze than the exercise, get yourself a tutored tasting (pre-book only) at Blandyās Wine Lodge in central Funchal. The tasting will come with cheese or chocs, so thatās lunch sortedĀ too.
Afternoon: Flights normally depart around 2.25pm, getting in for 6.15.
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