Victoria Beckham gifts David ‘a massive cock’ for Christmas, yes really (Picture: Victoria Beckham/Instagram)
Posh and Becks are having a huge resurgence as the Spice Girl continues to share her cheeky side when it comes to her husband and gifted him a ‘cock’.
Just last week Victoria Beckham shared a very up close and personal video of David’s workout routine, with his golden balls threatening to escape his tiny shorts.
Days before that she had teased her followers by posting a snap of him fixing the TV while wearing nothing but his underwear – an early Christmas gift for fans.
Christmas at the Beckham household is a major event and Victoria has finally answered the age old question of what do you get someone who has everything?
Apparently the answer is ‘cock’, the fowl kind, as the 49-year-old legend revealed she had gifted the football icon a giant chicken coop for Christmas.
‘There’s chickens,’ Victoria explained in a short video, before adding: ‘There’s a massive cock in there as well.’
David looked mildly baffled at his gift (Picture: Victoria Beckham/Instagram)
Posh gave a hens and cocks update (Picture: Victoria Beckham/Instagram)
Cruz Beckham chased around the chickens trying to catch them (Picture: Victoria Beckham/Instagram)
David, 48, looked slightly in shock as he sprinkled food on the ground around the coop, with his wife captioning it: ‘What do you get @davidbeckham for Christmas??.’
In follow up stories, the Two Become One hitmaker shared a ‘hen and cock update’ where the birds’ feathers were looking windswept.
‘They have beautiful hair blowing in the wind,’ Victoria wrote before sharing a video of youngest son Cruz attempted to catch a loose hen, chasing it around to no avail.
The chicken shenanigans fit with a TikTok of the family celebrating Christmas on holiday in the Bahamas before heading to the US, posted by Brooklyn’s wife Nicola Peltz.
After lavish clips of crab claws and luxurious spread cooked by David and Brooklyn, the 28-year-old shared more down to earth clips of the family clearing up.
The former England captain was helpfully hoovering while shirtless, joined by his sons, as Victoria proved she was a woman of the people and took out the bins.
The family gathered – minus Romeo – for Christmas (Picture: Instagram/brooklynpeltzbeckham)
David and Brooklyn cooked up an impressive dinner (Picture: TikTok/@nicolapeltzbeckham)
Crab claws and sprouts were on the menu for dinner (Picture: TikTok/@nicolapeltzbeckham)
At the dinner in Miami, the family posed for a picture together in front of a Christmas tree while another snap featured just the parents and Brooklyn and a third was of Victoria and David.
The couple’s 21-year-old son Romeo was missing from the group shot but Victoria ensured he was not forgotten about by writing ‘we miss u Romeo’ in the caption.
She added: ‘Santa came early in Miami!!! x I love u all so much xxxx’
Before this, the family had been enjoying a vacation together, with Victoria posting adorable videos of herself and Nicola dancing on the beach.
Victoria, working class icon she is, took the bins out (Picture: TikTok/@nicolapeltzbeckham)
She and Nicola had partied in the Bahamas days before (Picture: Victoria Beckham/Instagram)
The family had a fabulous holiday (Picture: Nicola Peltz Beckham/Instagram)
‘Fun in the Bahamas!! We miss you so much @romeobeckham x love you soooo much,’ she captioned the picture dump.
Nicola has been a firm fixture on Beckham family holidays since their lavish wedding last year which is estimated to have cost around $3million (£2.3million) to cater for their 500 guests.
Brooklyn and his wife are also incredibly close to Selena Gomez, sparking throuple jokes and rumours but the Disney alum of course wasn’t present on the family trip and is dating Benny Blanco.
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