The Sun – Summer Solstice Boost: ‘ It’s Coming Stone’
The Sun’s front page reports druid King Arthur Pendragon is using his mystic arts to help England to victory over Denmark on Thursday. His Stonehenge ceremony, set to pounding drums, will summon the spirits of the ancients to fire up Gareth Southgate’s heroes.
Elsewhere, the front page seemingly blames Keir Starmer for the 882 migrants that arrived in the UK yesterday, despite Labour not being in power.
(Today’s news summary – Paper Talk)
- IT’S COMING STONE England Euro 2024 boost as Druid King Arthur vows to cast spell to power Three Lions to 2-0 victory over Denmark. Three Lions fan King Arthur, 69, of Salisbury, Wilts, said: “I’ll be sending special healing power to John Stones to get him fit to face the Danes. We’ll need our defence to be as strong as Stonehenge from now — so we definitely need Stones. “The spell will channel all of our country’s natural energy to help the Three Lions to a 2-0 victory. “Druids are like sorcerers and ancient wizards. We can direct natural energy — it’s very powerful and our boys will be able to pick up on it in Frankfurt.”[https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/28607375/england-denmark-euros-druid-spell/]
- CHANNEL CRISIS Sir Keir Starmer would be a ‘selling point’ for small boat smuggling gangs if he becomes PM, blasts Home Secretary. SMALL boat smuggling gangs will use Sir Keir Starmer as a selling point to encourage would-be migrants to make the crossing, his opponents say. The blast at the Labour leader came as 882 crossed on Tuesday — the highest tally in 18 months.[https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/politics/28593904/sunak-starmer-farage-small-boat-record/]
- MUM’S AGONY Missing Jay Slater’s devastated mum Debbie breaks down in tears over son’s disappearance & pleads ‘I want my baby back’. JAY Slater’s heartbroken mum wept as she begged for help to find her beloved son and pleaded: “I just want my baby back”. The 19-year-old, from Lancashire, has not been seen or heard from since he vanished in Tenerife on Monday.[https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/28612283/jay-slater-mum-tearful-plea-help-missing-teen]
- JUST STOP Moment Just Stop Oil idiots drench airfield ‘where Taylor Swift’s jet landed hours before’ in paint – as 2 arrested. JUST Stop Oil idiots have targeted a private airfield where Taylor Swift’s jet had reportedly landed just hours before. Two protesters have been arrested after breaking into Stansted Airport and spraying private jets orange in the early hours today.[https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/28611018/just-stop-oil-taylor-swift-private-jet/]