These spooky Halloween sex positions are sure to get you going Picture: Getty/Metro.co.uk
It should be orgasms that have you screaming, not the scary costumes.
You deserve world-rocking orgasms all year round – but seen as it’s Halloween, why not make your sex positions on theme?
From a witch keen to ride a broomstick, or a pirate desperate to find the X that marks the spot, we’ve got positions for everyone.
And we all know that good Halloween fun comes with props, so we’ve got the best picks of saucy sex toys from Lovehoney to enhance your freaky experience.
Here are our suggestions for some pretty spook-tacular sex this Halloween.
The broomstick ride
The broomstick ride is a wild one Picture: Getty / metro.co.uk
Have your partner lie on a narrow surface like a bench, plant your feet on either side of the bench, and mount them reverse-cowgirl style.
For different sensations lean back and forth or tilt your pelvis from side to side – really ride that broom. It’s all in the hip movements, so your partner can lie back and enjoy the ride.
For a spicier time why not don a naughty little witch costume to make your partner drool.
To add that extra bit of magic to this position why not use the Lovehoney X ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator to make your journey to the finish even more pleasurable.
The spider
The spider is a more intimate position Picture: Getty / metro.co.uk
This position will have your partner truly tangled in your web.
Sit your partner down on a wide chair and climb up to face them, putting your feet either side of their bum. This gives you both a great view. Wrap your arms around their shoulders and thrust in time with your partner.
You can even open and shut your legs to make your partner feel bigger by creating a snug fit. And don’t forget to kiss wherever you want as you go.
If you both have vaginas then why not try out a cheeky strap on for this one? The Lifelike Lover Luxe Posable Realistic Vibrating Strapless Strap-On provides both partners with pleasure simultaneously.
Bobbing for apples
Bobbing for apples is about saucy oral sex Picture: Getty / metro.co.uk
Sometimes great sex is all in the oral technique.
Tie or cuff your wrists behind your back and take turns going down on each other. This is a great position for both hetero and same sex couples!
Try all the techniques with your tongue to get your partner going, like sucking, licking, swirling and flicking.
If being submissive turns you on, have your partner hold your wrists and instruct you on what to do.
To add an extra layer of sweetness as you bob for that apple why not add some flavoured lube into the mix. The Doc Johnson Good Head Flavoured Lubricants are the perfect pairing for this.
X marks the spot
It’s all about finding that sweet spot Picture: Getty / metro.co.uk
Is your inner pirate craving deep penetration?
To achieve this position, the receiving partner lays on their back on the edge of the bed, or whatever surface you’ve chosen and the penetrating partner stands in front of them.
The receiving partner can then rest their legs on their partner’s shoulders, who, after entering their partner, takes their ankles and crosses them and begins thrusting.
This position creates a tighter fit and is great for getting that G-spot stimulation.
If you struggle to orgasm from vaginal penetration alone (which most of us do) then a vibrating cock-ring may be just the thing you need to strike gold. The Tracey Cox Supersex Silicone Vibrating Love Ring is perfect for mutual pleasure.
Werewolf
A spooky spin on a classic Picture: Getty / metro.co.uk
Doggy may be rather ‘basic’ but it’s popular for a reason.
So why not don your favourite animal costume, get on all fours and have your partner penetrate you from behind?
The penetrating partner should lean over the receiving partner slightly for a more intimate feel, and this position is bound to hit the sweet spot.
Not to mention, it’s easier for women to finish, generally speaking, if they don’t have to make eye-contact with their partner. Sometimes you’ve got to focus, no matter how good it feels.
A classic position needs a classic toy to go with it, so why not use a vibrator for clitoral stimulation, and have your partner adjust the speed or sensation accordingly.
The Lovehoney Extra Powerful Multispeed Mains Powered Magic Wand Vibrator is amazing for pleasuring. Just remember to lube up first.
Purgatory
It’s all in the sexual tension Picture: Getty / metro.co.uk
Feel like punishing each other for your sins? While this is more of a foreplay suggestion rather than a position we can’t wait to try it.
Pick your location of choice, whether it be a Halloween house party or a spooky club night and get dressed in your sexy costume.
From the moment you show your partner what you are wearing you cannot kiss or touch each other all night.
This is all about the eye-contact across the room, sexy dancing to the music while looking at each other (or even with other people if you both consent and it gets you off) and getting super close but not touching each other.
Do this for a few hours and eventually, when the sexual tension gets too much, find the nearest bathroom and do it against the wall or in the bathroom stall.
If you’re up for adding an extra layer of tension whilst you toy with each other why not opt for a remote controlled vibrator. The receiver slides it in and give your partner the remote so they can pleasure you from a distance whenever they please.
Try the Lovense Lush 3 App Controlled Rechargeable Love Egg Vibrator for the ultimate experience.
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