We’re raiding the virtual rails as we speak.

Who knew we’d get so excited over something so simple.

The forward has also been linked with Arsenal and Manchester United this month.

Two UK hopsitals in Northamptonshire have declared “critical incidents” as NHS bosses have made an urgent please to patients.

Tyler Donnelly, 19, from Feltham, has been named by detectives as the victim.

Steven Hicks, 60, was one of the staff who regularly visited the woman, who was recovering from a fall.