Author: News Desk

THE INDEPENDENT SAYS – The banner in the Gallowgate End quoted the man who remains the only manager to steer Newcastle out of a Champions League group stage. “It’s not beyond our wildest dreams because we did have wild dreams,” said Bobby Robson. And if the Geordie romantic seemed more of a dreamer than Eddie Howe, the accusation, 20 years after Robson’s Newcastle secured their passage in thrilling fashion with a late goal in the final group game, was that his modern-day counterpart had been too wild, that chasing the dream cost United. Newcastle lost a Europa League place by…

THE GUARDIAN SAYS – Eddie Howe maintained that several of his players did not deserve to be on the losing side after Milan’s narrow, late, win at St James’ Park ended injury-ravaged Newcastle’s European adventure.

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