They had some explaining to do when they got home from their holiday (Picture: Jason Mendez/Getty Images)
Jason Biggs’ eight-year-old son has given his teacher one hell of a fright after outing his parents for ‘eating tons of penis’.
The American Pie actor and his wife, Jenny Mollen, were holidaying in Copenhagen when they received a concerned email about their boy, Sid, who had been continuing with school as normal while his parents were abroad.
Turns out, Sid kept classmates and teachers entertained by telling tales from his folks’ ‘adult trip’.
And, according to a note sent by Sid’s concerned teacher, he let slip the famous couple’s plans to ‘eat penis’ in the Danish capital.
The actor’s offspring was successful in worrying his teachers with this juicy tidbit and afforded his mother the pleasure of receiving a concerned email, which Jenny thankfully shared on social media.
The email read: ‘Dear Ms. Biggs, today in school your son shared with his classmates that you are in Copenhagen on an adult trip and have been eating (pardon my language) “tonnes of penis”.
The couple’s eight-year-old son gave his teacher a real fright with his comment (Picture: John Lamparski/Getty Images)
‘While I hate to bother you on your vacation, I felt strongly that you should be aware and perhaps address this issue at your earliest convenience.’
Praised on social media for her response, she reassured the teacher her son was ‘not lying’ and supplied evidence that wasn’t quite what was to be expected.
Attached to the email reply, the wife of the American Pie actor included a menu from a restaurant they had eaten at during their stay in which, featuring an array of less than usual dishes, circled in a big pink ring was in fact the reindeer penis that had caused all the commotion.
Alongside the bizarre sounding ragout, the menu put together ahead of the 2022 Game and Forest Season, listed ‘brain custard with pollen’, ‘grilled reindeer heart’ and ‘roe buck aged in beeswax’.
Calming the teacher’s concern, the mother of one wrote back: ‘Dear Karen, He not lying.
‘I have been eating tons of penis on this trip. Def gonna need to reign it in when I get home. Thank you so much for checking in on me. See you at drop off!’ [SIC]
Fans and famous friends of the star instantly flooded the post with approval.
The parents went all out for Halloween this year (Picture: Instagram)
90201 actress AnnaLynne McCord commented: ‘Jenny, I am very envious of your trip to Copenhagen as so eloquently described by your darling child.’
Alice + Olivia designer Stacey Bendet also took a moment to applaud the situation: ‘I love you sid biggs!!!’
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‘So? Have you addressed the penis-eating issue or not?’, another user posed the question the internet is waiting on the answer for.
With updates on the situation pending, there is no doubt Copenhagen will hold a place in this family’s anatomy for a long time.
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His teacher got a real fright!